Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places or the “B” is for “Boerum” Not “BelowJ”

Not the hookers in question but Jennifer Jason Leigh in Last Exit to Brooklyn

The Brooklyn Paper reports that the 76th Precinct pulled off a sting called “Operation Losing Proposition” last Thursday (4/15).  It’s purpose — bust “johns” looking for “action” on a “notorious” corner in Boerum Hill (ahem you might say it’s in Gowanus but that would have spoiled our headline…OK?).

But seriously folks, couldn’t the NYPD have come up with a better name? Our suggestion “Operation What’s the Opposite of Above Me” clearly didn’t make the cut.  But we think that’s because only 25% of the busts were in the market for that particular service the report says.  Perhaps “Operation 3 Nuts in Search of a Bolt” would have been better. Which family friendly name would you have given this buy and bust initiative?

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One Response to Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places or the “B” is for “Boerum” Not “BelowJ”

  1. David on Middagh April 22, 2010 at 12:01 am #

    Operation Subway Station — because the johns are locked up, of course.