Just when we thought the naked photo story arc involving Cobble Hillbilly/Real Housewives of New York City star Alex McCord was over, it heats up again. Now comes word that In Touch Magazine will run the odd masked photos unveiled on line by TAR. But wait…there’s more… Gawker sheds light on news that Ms. McCord tried out to be in PLAYBOY. (Not to mention a collection of her appearance in these whacky nudie pix: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 NSFW)
What’s a girl to do? Well, in the 21st Century where everyone wants to be a star and internet gurus claim everyone should be “transparent”, Alex is BLOGGING about Wahinagate:
Bravo.tv: Alex’s Blog: Having been back in the modeling world at the time, shooting photos is a very normal thing to do, and I wanted to celebrate getting back into shape and also document the changes in my body. I wanted to make sure I had photos of the slightly loose belly, the linea nigra, the lush hair and of course the extra up on top. I did several photo shoots with photographers I knew through modeling, and am pleased with all of them. I particularly like the photos done with Jim DeMaria, a great photographer who is also a dad. We’d done several fashion shoots together, he understood this idea and ran with it to create a great set of photos.
Those wackbags at Gawker respond:
Was being in Playboy part of the new mommy celebration? And what about those other, decidedly more raunchy naked pictures you took with photographer Bob Coulter? You know, the ones that can be found here, here, here, here, and here. Were those post-pregnancy celebrations as well? Just fess up! Naked pictures can make you famous! And you and your homosexual husband really, really want to be famous, don’t you? Ugh. This woman continues to reduce her life to a hideous, squirmy, sad embarrassment.
Has anyone seen those two surface ? I’ve heard they are in major hiding ?
Frankly, they just need to move to St. Bart’s permanently & be naked together. God help those two kids- If Bravo reups this series, & those two are on it, God help that network.
They are insults to my intelligence & I’m sick of them.
Spend some “Met” money on removing the lead paint from your home, you morons !
After the show, has painted them in such a bad light, I don’t think anyone will want to socialize with these socialite wannabes!! It was like they were the butt of the joke but didn’t realize it and kept playing into it! I hope they really aren’t that selfish and self absorbed it real life (the editing has casted them that way).
Yes, they are that shallow and unsophisticated. He makes a living by torturing his employees and providing lousy service and dirty rooms in a semi-reputable hotel. He gets a lot of his travel perks for free. They’re leeches. Their travels to St. Bartholomew’s is free to him, not his boss. That titanium credit card he flashes? It’s corporate. The townhouse? two tenants, and has been under remodeling for the last two years. They are poseurs, and hardly in the same class as the others in the show. They make Donald Trump look like a poet laureate.
at least his children are well-behaved at the dinner table.
Those two are unbelivable what a couple of fools,he had to show-up on girls night just to have more camrea time on the show,and that tucks with the gold bow tie was so ugly only alex buck teeth were more unsettleing,on the red carpet to the oprea.
Watched it once, and I can safely say the whole lot of them spend more time away from their famlies them with them. Especially Ramona, or whatever her name is.
O sweet Jesus what is that hanging out of her pants in picture five!!?? and her beaver is almost showing on picture four. I think I just threw up in my mouth. There are alot of horses on the NYC Cast: The Hamptons, Bethany’s father’s horses and then Simon’s ol nag, Alex. Time for the glue factory, o wait isn’t that their house? The Old Grey Mare, she Ain’t what she used to be. And STOP lying about how you re-entered the modeling world. Maybe the pony fetish modeling world..Francois, you suck too. Get ready for rehab I’m sure your parents will find the best one for you and your lame brother too. FIVE million tons of suckiness = your family.
PS Hank thanks for the data, I could tell they were fakeass corporate cardholding idiots. The off season in st barths indeed. Right. That’s the only time you can go since the rest of the year is blackout dates for EMPLOYEES of the resort industry. I’ve worked with corporate housing and I have never heard of him, or his stupid BOOTYTIQUE hotel. Anyway I’m sure they save money by swapping clothes.
Haha, that’s too funny. Yes, that was exactly my first thought upon seeing these nude photos of Alex – they just scream “celebration of motherhood” ….
I don’t know if they are in hiding right now, but if I were them, I would be.
incredulala:
“what is that hanging out of her ass” LMAO – looks like someone has a case of Paris Hilton ass cheek sliding syndrome.
As for the beaver shot – it is totally a celebration of motherhood and an important piece of teaching material for f***ed up Francois. They are going to sit down with him and say, “see this is where you came from, darling”
No wonder he can’t talk at 4 years – I’m surprised he isn’t catatonic!
It was nice to see in the Bravo reunion interview that Alex McBeard and Simon VanBisexual were called on the carpet about their pretense at “not caring about their social status” and then having the refuting video clips played back. They remind me of kids standing at the stage door, with their programs clutched in their hands, desperate to brush up against greatness. Quelle horreur! If they don’t want to spend any of that money on fixing up the tenement, then how about a little “chirurgie plastique”? At least a trip to the orthodontist??
Did you hear Simon explaining his stepfather’s death due to CANCER to Fraank? Imagine what the birds and bees talk will be like…Premature and long winded.
These two are f***in nuts. So caught up in a segment of society that they don’t even belong to. Fascinating to watch.
The good news is Francios is going to one of the best Public Schools in New York. I am a Pre-K teacher for the city of NY. If little Fraank gets his ass kicked in school it won’t be because of his name, it will be because his parents have not taught him anything , as far as I can determine. He reminds me of the children in the book Lord of the Flies.
I must say I rarely even comment on Blogs.. but this one is too good to pass up. Bravo! Really funny comments here and the original blog rules. Too bad you can’t see that Ward has been a little too hard on the Beaver, coz the bandwidth on the photos of the milf who never was is not working. Simon VonBisexual! YES can’t wait to see his nudey pics.
Hey by they way, raise your hand if you loved Francois’s interview outfit!! That should get him into the best school. That really speaks volumes to a kindegarten teacher: a love boat polyester leisure suit circa 1979.
On the last show where only the 5 house wifes were to be on the sofa talking about the show,well guess who showed up to put in there 2 cents yes,Simon the gay,none of the other guys showed up but Simon the gay was right there with his self rightous bull,when Jill asksed him why are you here ,no answer just keep on babbling on,lieing threw his teeth on how they are not the social climmers,well thats good cauce now they will never get any where and are a laughing stock
Comment from incredulala
Time: April 22, 2008, 1:58 am
O sweet Jesus what is that hanging out of her pants in picture five!!??
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Incredulala,
Please… you act as though you have never seen a testicle before.
they blatantly lied about the nudity of the shots.. Alex said “they are from here up..” putting his hand right under his rib cage. LIARS. These people truly are living in denial. If it happened on film, we saw it. As Bethany said of the reunion show, it is NOT the editing, it truly is you.
Alex is the woman, simon is the man.
Cobblefella,
Maybe she had it right the first time???LOL!
happy cobblefella if alex is the women what is that major lump in the croch she got on photo 5.Is that a pickle or is she just glad to see you
awww i see she’s a tranny… she should be on real housewives of the castro district instead.. although our trannies in SF are far more fierce and fair, and much more woman than Alex.. must have been a hot day at the carlton hotel., coz that’s hanging a bit low, it almost wobbles to and fro. .ahaha
OMG – Yesterday’s New York Post page 14 (but the “PAGE 6 Column”, confusing). Anyway, under “sightings” it has Alex & Simon seen at a NY strip club. The writer refers to them as “the REAL stars of The Real Housewives”.
WOW, way to keep a low profile. I think they planted the photos and are loving every minute of their “fame”.
Those two are about as famous as Anna Nicole Smith and Howard Stern, they’re actually infamous.
Please, if Alex was a model then I’m THE POPE. Alex and Simon are pathetic opportunists that thanks to Bravo have been exposed. Jill nailed it when she stated if they were the ones that sold the photos it would come out. If I were those two I’d be more embarrassed that I was only paid $100.00.
Let me add that if she was a model it must have been back in Kansas. Was she the spokesmodel for John Deer Tractor?